15 Funniest Things People Have Said In Their Sleep

15 Funniest things people say in their sleep. I used to be a sleep talker/walker. Have said some crazy things! remember when I thought I was in my radio and then knocked myself out?

Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

Just bumped into mannequin &amp amp said &amp quot Sorry&amp quot . Then said &amp quot Oh I thought you were a person&amp quot . Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

My decision making skills...

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

ha...but true.

27 Random Facts About Me for My 27th Birthday

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes & leave the house. So true with chronic illness.

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

Tried to watch Faux News again.just to be "informed" about the latest batshit crazies and the latest conspiracy theories. I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

Funny Awkward Moment Quotes

125 Funny "That Awkward Moment When" Quotes And Status Updates

Imagine if a lush store flooded

Imagine if a lush store flooded. It would be beautiful with all the bath bombs

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid"

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid" Ah, love your sense of humor. So refreshing. I so agree with this.-) So so agree!

I need this shirt!

I'm Allergic To Stupidy I Break Out In Sarcasm Shirt

I'm Allergic To Stupidy I Break Out In Sarcasm Shirt. (Funny, yes, but it's so true!

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