Haha totally me and cait we hate socializing with people we tend to try to avoid.
I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text - HATE group texts!
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. This is so me! Problem is I buy more when its gone!
Tuna Fish Sandwich
Food For Thought
Haha So True
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.
Aint nobody got time for that~ Sweet Brown.
Laughing So Hard
Can't Stop Laughing
What kind of disability is THIS? The Get Your Head Out of Your ASS? Or head in the ass syndrome?
The Princess Bride
I was so worried that I would have to navigate around quicksand every day.it used to be a big deal in old movies. But I was so wrong,, quicksand was BOYS for me !
No One Cares
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.
We had to take "his seat" out of our van so we could fit a dresser in the back. He has been sitting like this, waiting to go for a ride for the past 15 minutes. - How sweet!
Swimming Pool Signs
Funny Warning Signs
My mother had a sign like this (but home made) hanging by our pool.we always thought it was funny.the other sign she had was Please Don't Pee in Our Pool, We Don't Swim in Your Toilet!