Or I'm on vacation... or maternity leave...
got bills today now!
I actually sound like an old school heavy breathing pervy phone caller, but I don't give a fuuuuck! The point is to keep on movin'.
I'm a lady in the streets and asleep in the sheets.
Was it really necessary for me to be born? Probably not, however Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren't really necessary either, but I wouldn't want to live in a world without them!
Conversations with kids
Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize right after I have said them.
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