LOL! Nosy people!

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

ocd

They should be in alphabetical order OCD just upsets me CDO makes way more sence

Hahahahahaha

I know some ppl like this. and they know me. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Dear Jesus.

She's to Sexy for her thong diapers! BRINGING, SEXY BACK. Oh sweet, angel of death, please take me now!

funny!

I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?

haha

That's hilarious! This is exactly what my morning alarms would say if I was trying to run in the mornings. This is exactly why I DON'T exercise or run in the mornings!

Unicorn

A badass unicorn just like me

Every Time I Look In The Mirror I See A Bad Ass Unicorn.side affects of medical weed

Unicorns

A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off of my unicorn.


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