LOL! Nosy people!

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my bad it's usually my nose.


They should be in alphabetical order OCD just upsets me CDO makes way more sence


I know some ppl like this. and they know me. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Dear Jesus.

She's to Sexy for her thong diapers! BRINGING, SEXY BACK. Oh sweet, angel of death, please take me now!


I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?


That's hilarious! This is exactly what my morning alarms would say if I was trying to run in the mornings. This is exactly why I DON'T exercise or run in the mornings!


A badass unicorn just like me

Every Time I Look In The Mirror I See A Bad Ass Unicorn.side affects of medical weed


A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off of my unicorn.

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