“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey, Bossypants

dropyouranchors: “sierrakkusterbeck: ““ “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall.

yes!

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That moment of complete desperation.

That moment of complete desperation…

hahahahahha

After sending a risky text to my crush. All the effing time! This is my life right here! Give me a beard and call me hagrid!

I loved this!

"Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids. I'll come to your next one." "She means when she's not a kid anymore." "I'll get over it." -Sal, Lily and Mitchell, Modern Family

Emma Stone is by far the best sister ever

Emma Stone is by far the best sister ever

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if we lived in a perfect world.

If We Lived in a Perfect World. A bowl full of Lucky Charms marshmallows. Oh how I wish, they would really make just a box og the marshmallows, I'd b in love!

Boop. Got your nose

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"I'm pretty sure I thought I was black then anyway."

There should have been a black guy in NSYNC.

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Oh Ina..

Every cooking show ever…

Store bought is fine. :) Oh my word! Ina Garten drives me crazy! "Oh, you can't afford organic spices that you can only find in remote ends of the earth, and that cost a gazillion dollars? Then, store bought is fine. I'm rich!

Awkward family picture…Supernatural

Awkward family picture…

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The unfortunate truth…

The unfortunate truth…

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