"Reasons to be a mermaid: *no periods *no pants *perfect hair *you get to lure men to their death *free clam bra"

"Reasons to be a mermaid: *no periods *no pants *perfect hair *you get to lure men to their death *free clam bra"

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine

This is so gonna be my brother😂Texting at a red light. Cop pulls up. Cop text me "stop texting and driving." Cop was my brother.

27 Funny Pictures for Today

27 Funny Pictures for Today

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