"Reasons to be a mermaid: *no periods *no pants *perfect hair *you get to lure men to their death *free clam bra"
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
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I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine
This is so gonna be my brother😂Texting at a red light. Cop pulls up. Cop text me "stop texting and driving." Cop was my brother.
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Definitely carbs.. I be hangry!!! :p
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