Big Tusks. by Guy on 500px. This is a Chinese water deer aka "vampire deer."
"Lauren couldn’t quite put her finger on it, but immediately after they’d gotten engaged, Edward started getting under her skin." (from WTFPinterest.com)
Turtle frog- yeah, he goes naked because he's sexy and he knows it. Actually, he looks like he'd be the bouncer at an frog club. I hear they be hoppin'