"On my bday, my dad gave me a half heart necklace and kept half of it. My half was attached to my bouquet on my wedding day. At the reception, he surprised us by giving his half to Chris. He literally passed down the responsibility of holding my heart"!
Guy: Here, eat this smore. Girl, a few second later: *chokes* *gags* *regurgitates ring* Guy: Probably doubles over laughing. You weren't supposed to eat that part! Girl: Trying to kill me, or marry me? And then neither can stop laughing.