seriously....all the time

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

Wanna freak out your neighbors? Name your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van 7.'

Wanna freak out your neighbors? Name your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van Bah ha She would so freak out!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 97 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 97 Pics. White dog laying on white "fur" rug: "I'm Melting, I'm Melting! Oh, what a world! What a World!" Spoof from Wizard of Oz


When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?" "NO, I'M TRAINING TO DIE.

Everyone be like HOLD ON i gotta INSTAGRAM THIS! ..pretty

Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend? :: That exciting place would be babysitting.


Teenager Post There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can't even walk down my driveway in winter.


27 Indisputable Facts That Everyone Knows Are True

Know the Difference This is bread. This is duck food. A piece of bread and a bread heal.


Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

HAHAHA!  That is so not right...

I had my suspicions…

green eggs & ham # Miss Piggy # Kermit # Sam I Am # Dr.


Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

First Time Mom & Dad: Wordless Wednesday Hump Day Humor FTM Style...

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.