Amazing quotes and hilarious things I'd love to say that aren't socially acceptable.
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"literature is my utopia." - helen keller
Truth. It's actually the boy that still sleeps while I get ready for work, but I know this is how they feel. And it's "than" not "then".
so true, story if my life!!! Although when everyone us sleeping and I'm getting ready....it sucks!!!!
Sorry, it's my husband, not I that is the one getting ready for work while the other one sleeps! Lol how ironic.
Don't know the feeling. I'm always the one watching everyone sleep at 5am :(
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I wish they weren't, but these things are all just too true (34 Photos)
I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.
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Funny Comebacks | Lol Id never say this... but it was just so funny I had to pin it x)
Some people lol
Ha omgsh! The things these ecards say!
Yep every time you stare at me you have that nasty look like I am the bad one...really how many times did you cheat? Yep that's what I thought...hahaha
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If it doesn't make you feel fabulous, don't do it! #rulestoliveby #quotes. quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons.
Little Miss Muffet- ELA fun with spiders
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Ahhh yes I start my work out for one day
So funny !
haha so true.
my feelings exactly!
work out = Story of my life
Eh...I wanted to work out but then I wanted to not workout more.
This is totally me!
Community: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good
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Not coming off [Funny memes]
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17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good
Take A Nap Pictures, Photos, and Images for Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Twitter
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Every day of my life I already want to take a nap tomorrow...
I already want to take a nap tomorrow. (Wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't SO true!)
take a nap funny quotes quote lol tired funny quote funny quotes humor
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i already want to take a nap tomorrow. #truth
Haha, so true. Story of my life right now!
Literally how I pack
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#JennaMarbles On How Girls Pack
How Girls Pack by Jenna Marbles. this is me going to the beach for the weekend
How girls pack (Jenna Marbles screen shots) - it's a long scroll but so funny.
HAHA how girls pack by jenna marbles! Laughing so hard!
Aha totally me Love Jenna Marbles
How Girls Pack by Jenna Marbles. So true lol I'm in Wisconsin, cold and hot in the same day, anywhere from bonfire, church, pool, bar, hiking, and wedding in 24 hours, and my sisters usually forget something so i pack extra for them ;) YUP, that's my life!
And that’s because you have zero credibility. Work on that. :P
NOTE; not everything pinned here directly reflects my beliefs. May or may not.
Atheism, Religion, Heaven, Hell, God is Imaginary, George Clooney. I don't believe in Heaven and Hell. I don't know if I believe in god. All I know is that as an individual, I won't allow this life - the only thing I know to exist - to be wasted.
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hahahah. true, true. that's why no more social networking
Ahhhhh... I remember...This is precisely the reason I boycott Facebook and all things like it.
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Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere and sometime in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
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Sometimes, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself #word #truth
Sometimes, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself #inspiring #quotes
Middle of nowhere. Probably one of my favorite quotes.
Find yourself...hey, I live in the middle of nowhere!!!
In the middle Heather;-) true story! Thanks Netters!
"Out here its like I'm someone else, I thought that maybe I could find myself."
Do what you have to do, until you can do what you want to do. The time will pass sooner than you think. Your goals will be achieved.
21 Tips For Slaying At Work From Top Bosses
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inspiration | sometimes you don't get closure, you just move on.
Need to remember this
so true, hard sometimes to teach yourself to move on though ❥
Move on. #words #quote
Andrea it is time to move forward. I am not your type. To much pain in my life. I just want too move on and pray for your happiness. I could fight I am not afraid not what does it do? Hope you find an everlasting happiness that has eluded you. You can think what you want. You don't know me. You honestly would like me. Please just go. I will pray for your everlasting happiness. That's where I'm at.
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As hard as it is just keep moving on!
These 20 Regrets From People On Their Deathbeds Will Change Your Life
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So true. Love you. Everyone.
Drew -- this is you. Thank you for being so perfect <3 and for loving me despite all my flaws. Thank you for seeing the real me, the best of me, even when I cannot. I love you for all that you are, you make me better, you make me whole and complete. I love you, always and forever.
True love in real forms. From real friends and true family
Those who love you... Must always remember this!
~ A Colorful Mind
This is when you're the prettiest because it's when you're the most honest.
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never text/call me past midnight because there's a good chance i'm drunk and i'll certainly say things that I can't ever unsay
Most of these quotes are about what's going on in my life. Sometimes it's just for friends or family. KEEP THAT IN MIND!!
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This is when you're the prettiest because it's when you're the most honest. Love that quote!
“Just because you go to church doesn’t mean you’re a Christian. I can go sit in the garage all day and it doesn’t make me a car.” -Joyce Meyer
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Well said. Being a Christian is a choice, a belief, an action toward the decision to love.
Just because you go to church doesnt mean youre a Christian. I can go sit in the garage all day and it doesnt make me a car. -Joyce Meyer
One of my FAVORITE quotes!
Coolest quote ever!
Food for thought
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. - Epicurus
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For some reason I feel like this is from Saturday Nighy Live. Deep thoughts! Lol. It sounds so silly. Like Duh!/ Exactly...sounds like deep thoughts with Jack Handy!! LOL
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. ~ Epicurus | Inspiring Love Life Wise Quotes
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Christ-followers agree. It's possible to be good without God. Many people are. Beliefs don't have to be so polarizing.. one love. ✌️
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You don't need religion to have Morals. If you can't determine Right from Wrong then you lack Empathy, not religion. *Please Spay, Neuter & Save a Life ~ Adopt for shelter / rescue ♥
Forever true. Only liars and shirty people make excuses. This is simply the plain truth. If you don't like it, you probably have a lie or two hiding in you.
So very true! Not only do you lack empathy, you lack a conscience.
Amen @Leslie McIntosh I think you would like to share this with a few people. I thought this was perfect to share with them.
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the next time someone wants to say something about how i live MY life.
For anyone that is tired of having other people try to tell you what to believe, or how to live your life...
I don't really believe in God but I believe in this
To the people who judge me !! Maybe should just worry about cleaning their own backyard instead of looking over at mine & thinking they know when they don't ONLY GOD DOES so in the end your words really don't matter
God loves you so much that he created hell just in case you don't love him back. thats why i m atheist, i believe in doing good and living your life in your own way, with empathy
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Free iPhone and iPad background download! Compass Lyrics by Lady Antebellum ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let your heart be your compass
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Compass Lyrics by Lady Antebellum <<< Dying for a compass tattoo. Love the simplicity of this design
And honey your soul could never grow old, it's evergreen. - Ed Sheeran | Janishka made this with Spoken.ly