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"ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click through to read.
Best Job, Leaky Squid, Things People, Funniest Things, Youngest Sons, Funny Stuff, Court Records, Stupid Things, So Funny
Stupid things people have actually said in court. Hilarious!
COURT RECORDERS HAVE THE BEST JOB - Leaky Squid "ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click to read through
Leaky Squid: COURT RECORDERS HAVE THE BEST JOB - #COMEDYHOUR I laughed so hard I had tears!!!! FUNNY STUFF
Leaky Squid: COURT RECORDERS HAVE THE BEST JOB. These are so funny
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. Literally some of the funniest things I have ever read. Here's a sample: ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
Leaky Squid: COURT RECORDERS HAVE THE BEST JOB - #COMEDYHOUR
90s kid | 90s kid | child hood memories
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Lol #KevinHart #thirsty
Doing what he does best - making people laugh!
90s kid. Kevin Hart! We always used to have to do this! You could hear it on the phone if someone was on the internet
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90s kid childhood memories
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so true! Story of my life.
My life quoted here
So true! i literally laughed out loud!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 100 Pics...story of my life!!!!
reading_identity_notebook--- great example of a reader's notebook
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Great example of a reader's notebook - 'reader's identity'
Great ideas here! Building Reader Identity/
Notebook Entry - Reasons for Reading - helping students build a reading identity
Just an image, but could give you a jumping off point in creating your own reading notebook.
This is so me...LOL!
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Story of my life. self induced anxiety!
I think too much and then put myself in a bad mood. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Overthinkers Not So Anonymous...
not funny but true
I think too much and then put myself in a bad mood. This is my life.
Yes. Story of my life. SHUT UP BRAIN, nobody asked you!
Pretty clever if you ask me!
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Great idea, I say!! HOW many passwords do we have & HOW often are we required to change them!?!
funny quote password incorrect 300x286 Funny Quotes (47 Pictures)
Good idea if you forget your passwords! #humor
Funny, but a good idea, i forget my passwords all the time. :)
I thought this was so funny because i always forget my password.
funny password! this one makes me laugh out loud!
Like A Boss, Old Schools, Laughing, Snoop Dogg, Thug Life, Funny Commercial, Hip Hop, Funny Baby, Funny Kids
You may laugh but a juice box isn't a bad idea for a rep who's on the road a lot. Sometimes a little burst of sugary juice is really all you need--especially after a long hot promotion in the summer! Best part is you can leave them in your car and they'll stay good. That goes for Gatorade and any other sealed drinks with a little more oomph than water!
Thug Life!! New Hip Hop Beats Uploaded EVERY SINGLE DAY http://www.kidDyno.com #PembertonFest// pembertonmusicfestival.com
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Don't even think about taking a sip from MY juice box! Like a boss :)
26 super funny kids!
I feel like this will be Sam in a few years. He's such a momma's boy already! Plus, he LOVES old school Snoop Dogg.
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baahaah, story of my life
I though I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied. | eCards
I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.......story of my life lmao
Baaahaaahaaaa!! Also :(
I thought I was losing weight but it turns out my sweat pants had just come untied
Stop Eating, Clean Kitchens, Funny Cooking Quotes, My Life, Thoughts Exact, Kitchens Clean, So True, House, True Stories
my thoughts exactly
Story of my life! ;) Except at our house, it's just the hubby, Lord help me when I have kids! lol
clean kitchen- so true ;)
so true at my house!
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here!!! TRUE STORY!
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. (same goes for the rest of the house!)
"Make milkshakes", they said. "Boys will come to your yard," they said.
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my milkshake.. so funny.
1Stack - giggles
epic fail photos - Dating Fails: WHERE ARE THEY
bahahahaha... make milkshakes they said, boys will come to your yard they said.
Now that's funny stuff
#milkshakes #theysaid #wherearetheboys
So 110% true...
Kids Clean, My Boys, My Life, Funny Stuff, My Children, House, Ecards, Totally Me, 100
My boys 100%
This is 100% true in my house. So glad it's not just mine!!
Funny parenting ecard about kids cleaning their rooms.
Totally me.... STILL! haha
My children 100%!!
this is 100% correct and the story of my life today!!!!
I like to call this "apple tree syndrome." The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good and bad apples!
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I am sure Baby R will ge this from her mother. Just as my children got it from me!
Awesome mom =awesome kids
Of course. My boys are the best & awesomest kids ever...they get it from their mama!
Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. @Janice Valandingham
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I laughed a little more than I should have on this one! #ecard #funny
Oh you silly word pun, why do I find you so funny?
One of my most used quotes...
lolz #humor #ecards
Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING!
made me giggle
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ALL the time. My life!!
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Mirror: Oh you look good today! Camera: LOL no. "so true"
Mirror: Oh you look good today! Camera: LOL no....story of my life
UGH I don't know which I hate more - the mirror for lying to me or my camera for telling the truth! ls
For the record, I'm not laughing, camera.
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Poor Baby Cat
funny #interesting ads #funny commercial| http://funnycommercialadsphotos46.blogspot.com
crazy #cat lady #kitty #kitties
"'Get adopted," they said. 'It will be fun,' they said." LOL, the cat's face is priceless!! Cat humor. -LRE
Cat Humor: "Get adopted, they said... It will be fun, they said." A little girl squeezing a cat... pretty funny.
#funny #cat #cute Get Adopted they said, It will be fun, they said
A little Ryan Gosling Teacher Humor! @Ashley Austin @Ashley Renee @Sarah Lomonte
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Mormon Hey Girl haha! I love Ryan Gosling "Hey girl" memes.
ryan gosling - Google Search
funny by Mrs. Pinkerton from Homeschool Ryan Gosling
Hey Girl, "I did this scene in ‘Lars and the Real Girl’ where I was in a room full of old ladies who were knitting, and it was an all-day scene, so they showed me how. It was one of the most relaxing days of my life,” love him and that movie.
Mormon girl | Mormon Hey Girl | Pinterest
BUT, I will survive!!!!
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#70s #music #joke #karaoke
If you don't get this your just not awesome...
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Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....
Hahaha, oh goodness. That is totally me!
@Jodi Chalmers... Omg someone made an eCard after you... Bahahaha!
story of my life...
My husband would laugh if I said it'd be 10 minutes!
So funny - You can never go to Target for 10 minutes
teachers do not teach for the money.
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Funny Teacher Week Ecard: 'I do this for the money,' said no teacher ever. Haha... So true!
AMEN to this one!!! For my brother, my neighbor and all those teachers who have made a diffeence in my life, my husband's life and especially in the lives of my children and grandchildren. Thank you.
Funny Teacher Week Ecard: 'I do this for the money,' said no teacher ever.- For all my teacher friends!
Yup, Love my job!
Messy Rooms, My Rooms, My Daughters, Quote, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, House, Ecards
That's exactly right. So true about my house
messy room. Story of my life
messy room- Gabby's quote
messy room ... I think this is something my daughter might say!
Free, Flirting Ecard: My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
So true! Once i visit a museum, two hours of my life wasted
o so true
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Funny quote - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this. Ever. *If I see tags like that & ones that say "dry clean only" usually means - I'm not buying it then. :P
Absolute story of my life
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You shall live in the laundry room for the rest of my life! Soooo true!
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seriously could you imagine! Bunch of naked people running around sunrise looking for swamps!
Omg dream mosquito!!!!
Quotes - "Mosquitoes"
If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood! So true!
Dear Student, Middle Schools, Funny Signs, Funny Commercial, So True, Funny Photos, So Funny, True Stories, High Schools
Funny sign all teachers should put up.
True story. :)
Hilarious!!! To all those upper elementary, middle school, and high school teachers.
Dear Students- so true yet so funny