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I have no idea why I think this is so funny! My kids would die laughing!!!! I'm gonna do this tonight!
"What the fudge you little astronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!" --That's how you cuss a kid out.
lmao!!!! No kids but just for socks and giggles!!!!
That's how you cuss a kid out . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Haha. so true though!
Parents, Quotes, Scoreboard, So True, Funny Stuff, Children, Kids, Respect, True Stories
Respect for others quote and it so true
So true!! This condition is becoming increasingly rare among younger generations. Most adults don't know how to be respectful, so how do you expect kids to be? It's time for parents to stop trying to be their kids friend and do their jobs by teaching their kids (discipline is a key part of this) instead of expecting them to learn it on their own or expecting teachers and others to do it for them!
So true! No respect from children nowadays. They run their parents who cater to them...
this is funny stuff Click on the picture to see hundreds more!
oh, so true!
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Funny Baby Ecard: No, don't worry. The kids are either systematically destryoing the house, or putting together puzzles. They are quiet so I don't care.
Truth at my house. :)
This reminds me of a Bill Cosby quote, "Parents don't want justice, they just want QUIET!"
"No, don't worry. The kids are either systematically destroying the house or putting together puzzles. They are quiet so I don't care." -YourECards - SomeECards.com ~ Oh, so true!
I don’t hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Snarkecards
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I don’t hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Snarkecards well said!
HA! This is very very true!
Cleaning, Cleanses, About Me, Bipolar, My Life, Accur, Ecards, Definitions, 100
I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar. THIS IS MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL
Okay people, stop making ecards about me!
Free, Confession Ecard: I have OCD%2C but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.
Could definitely describe my cleaning habits: "Don't care, don't care, don't care. OMG I can't stand it being messy" repeat.
This is me 100%... Ironically I've cleaned all day to avoid studying about OCD and bipolar disorder
I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar. This is accurate.
I actually thought about this the other night I was hearing noises but figured no one could walk through that mess without tripping
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Burglar Obstacle Course
Legos, army men, mini 4-wheeler, pillows, Cheerios.....not kidding!
I take my safety EXTREMELY seriously. Lol, this is so true for me sometimes. I used to barracade the bedroom door with junk so no one could get in or at least I'd hear them try to get in.
Messy House Obstacles
Mommysavers LOL Cards — LOL - Just for Fun
Every single day!
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We tipped the scale heavily toward the latter -- Lots of laughs, the occasional ER visit, but few regrets! LOL #Parenting #Humor
Great parenting... lol so true!
Happy Hour Humor 57 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour
Sad, but true.
12 Second, Ain T, My Life, Laundry Rooms, Laundry Baskets, Ecards, Hate Laundry, So Funny, True Stories
I just said something so similar last night! I need to make this sign for my laundry room!
Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. #ecard
Well...not SO funny, really. Mostly just sad.
Ugh, I hate laundry! I never even get those 12 seconds.
Best 12 seconds of my life.
A whole 12 seconds?! I go to put the laundry basket away right after folding and my husband has already thrown clothes in its place!
Now that I have a kid of my own I realize just how annoying this had to be for my Mom....cause it happens all the time!
My kids received this memo.
I wonder if all moms have thought of this at some point in time....Suzanne, with a Z Turko
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Haha so true!
My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth) Like this.
Wirtzie's Preschool and Child Care is located on the Benevilla campus in Surprise. Children ages 1-5 attend Wobbler, Toddler, Preschool, & Pre-K classes. We're open five days a week, 6:30-6:00. www.wirtzies.com #Wirtzies #kids #parent #humor
haha funny but true
*My Boys and Girls Club kids have
funny cuz it worked on my mom every time! unless dad was around .... that's another story .... lol
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3 year olds
said no toddler teacher either ....my life on a daily basis.
lol so true!!!!
Wirtzie's Preschool and Child Care in Surprise AZ, for children ages 1-5. www.wirtzies.com #Wirtzies #parenting #humor
Chuck's Fun Page 2: E-card humor
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This is SO true for some people. OKAY...so I'm not perfect either.
OMG! Can't stop laughing
Oh my gosh.... So true and so funny .
Well played, mom, well played.
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Good parenting LOL:-) pinner said: Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom And luckily for you, I already know how to twerk. Watch out, kids!! @Savannah Yingling @Ashlyn Yingling
Oh my poor daughter! haha. Seriously though, no twerking!!
Heck nah. If my daughter ever did that!!! What kind of dances will out kids be doing????probably just having sex on the dance floor
Dear Daughter.... For my future children
Parenting done right. LOVE IT!
Dear Future Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
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My leg hair is getting caught on my pajamas... I'm dying
Should I Shave My Legs Today - #Humor, #Legs, #Shave
Should I shave my legs today, lmao so true
Finally! A way to know when it's time. But really. This is pretty accurate for how I currently live my life.
MY NICKNAME IS “MOM” BUT ….
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Mom mom mom mom
Lol! True Story
Pretty much explained my Thursday at school!!! KB
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Funny quotes, hilariousness, funny jokes … For more humorous quotes and funny quotes visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com
Exactly how I'm feeling today!!!Isick funny quotes | Sick moms | Random Quotes Funny Stuff
Livin Life in The Lou: Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush... #Ecard #humor #funny #laugh
So True .. its sad the things our kids will miss out on...
TRUTH: I have said this very thing so many times!!! I see this on facebook so much!!!
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Need this for my bad days.
here's a sign that I need to hang on my office door.
I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Definitely have plenty of days like this! -Bella.......I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety
Laughing, Adhd, Quotes, My Life, Funny, True, Humor, Things, Pandas
Love shiny things.
I tried to manage my ADHD. So I started to make a list then I realized I forgot to pay some bills so I got online then remembered I needed to message someone, so I got on facebook and... Oh look, a panda. Wow this is so true.
I would laugh if this wasn't so painfully true :/
Funny, yet true ... lol
I tried to manage my ADHD. So I started to make a list then I realized I forgot to pay some bills so I got online then remembered I needed to message someone, so I got on facebook and... Oh look, a panda. This is my life.
Every Girl, Thick Hair Problems, About Me, Long Hair, Beautiful, Shower Wall, Ecards, Bathroom, Soon
Yep. Thick hair problems.
- Said every girl ever.
Every single day. Road to baldness. Bald, bold and beautiful
And the shower walls and drain
Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think "How am I not bald ?" | Family Ecard
Yep. This is so my bathroom! Comes with the territory of having long hair.
Tim especially wonder this about me.
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Don't mess with pharmacy techs!!!
Funny Quotes for Nurses | Top 10 Funny Nursing Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day
Um...yes. right, @kellymoncofsky??!!
Funny Cleaning Quotes, Funny Pictures, My Life, Thoughts Exact, My Husband, Funny Women, Messy House, Clean Freak, House Cleaning
Got no kids - result!! Plenty of time on my hands & messy house too!
No house cleaning til the kids go away to college. #funny #women
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 115 Pics- This is so true!!
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My thoughts exactly!!! Why bother?!
Story of my life with 2 boys, well 3 if you count my husband ;)
Baahaaaa....I wish! I'm a clean freak!!
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Pull up those big girl panties and deal w/ it!
Haha, we know some people like this...right @Jenna Loewen ???
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I have asked myself this many times! So funny! If you don't have kids this probably is not funny...
seriously, bothers me on a daily basis. And why don't my kids ever question this?
AMEN!!!! seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.
seriously, bothers me on a daily basis... but I figure Ruby is secretly a teen mom and her parents threw her out. Also explains the bossiness
I ask this all the time!!! Why doesn't grandma take care of them if their parents are gone? Who pays for that big house? How old is Max? He only says 2 words but sure does a lot of stuff like drive a race car. Why is Ruby so calm with her annoying brother? Is she on drugs? Where does the drug money come from?! Do her parents know about this drug problem?