Must be true

Just let me sleep…

Stop dreaming about me because I need sleep. That is flattering, but I neeD SLEEP


The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. "I know where my cellulite is.

This is too funny!!

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I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

haha so true...

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!


No matter how hard you try, You can't suck in back fat. And that sucks!

So true...

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville? ---and what about those days I *start out* as Cruella Deville?

#funny #ecards

Free, Confession Ecard: I threw my back out sucking my belly in