Haha #some ecards

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!


Do you walk it? Do you bathe it? Do you have to walk it? What are my responsibilities as owner of Boyfriend?

true story

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

If they only understood that it literally happens that fast.....

Free and Funny News Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Why, thank you for noticing!

Oh My Freaking Stars!: An Adorable Bundle.this is how I feel with my pup sometimes, lol!

made me laugh!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.


Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)


Funny quote if people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images


e-cards: I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. *There is at least one person who deserves this sent to them!

27 Brilliant Words You Didn't Know You Needed

27 Brilliant Words You Didn't Know You Needed

Ambitchous: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average. 🤣🤣🤣 27 Brilliant Words You Didn't Know You Needed


Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

Gangsta guinea pig

Guinea pig ♥ "They see me rollin', They hatin." Quote from song -Ridin (Dirty) by Chamillionaire.

Yeah! What happened? waahahahahaha

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like 'Push It' and 'Me So Horny' ?