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Funnies & Quotables
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A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
Anchors, Remember This, Smooth Sea, Business Quotes, Motivation Quotes, Skills Sailors, Inspiration Quotes, The Waves, Smoothsea
A Smooth Sea Never Made a Skillful Sailor. I must remember this!
A smooth sea never made a skillful #sailor. Ride the waves... just keep sailing!
a smooth sea never made a skillful sailor quote anchor navy
A Smooth Sea, business quotes
Thoughts, Steve Martin, Motivation Quotes, Stevemartin, Life Mottos, Inspirational Quotes, Inspiration Quotes, Wise Words, Good Advice
"Be so good they can't ignore you."- Steve Martin #stevemartin #quotes #celebrities #snakkle #wise #words
Awesome Thought.. Create your own Quotes at: www.handquotes.com #Inspirational #quotes #Inspiration
Inspirational quote #SteveMartin #quote #classic
Steve Martin - thank you for the new life motto! :)
Steve Martin quote #Inspirational quotes #Quotes #Famous Quotes #Motivation quotes
I love Steve Martin, don't you? And such good advice.
Haha this is SO me!
Pin Something, Amen, Good Ideas, Fuck Sake, Be Nice, So True, Bahahaha, Agree, True Stories
Couldn't agree more!!! "For fuck sakes Pinterest tell me when I've already pinned something."
True story lol
Lol that would be nice.... excuse the language, but it's so true.
Funny Workplace Ecard: For fuck sakes Pinterest. Tell me when I've already pinned something. AMEN!!
Bahahaha! I hate to see when I've pinned something twice!
hahahahah...so true, good idea
Keep yourself together
Words Of Wisdom, Hunger Games Quotes, The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Hunger Games Trilogy, Hunger Games Series, Hungergames, Fall Apartments, Finnick Odair
Fennick quote!! One of my absolute favorite characters from the Hunger Games Series! Can't wait to see Catching Fire!!
It takes ten times as long to put your self back together as it does to fall apart - Finnick Odair - Catching Fire - The Hunger Games
"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." -Finnick Odair (from The Hunger Games Trilogy)
The Hunger Games: words of wisdom from Finnick Odair.
"It takes twn times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." - Finnick Odair, movie quote. #HungerGames
Words of wisdom from the Hunger Games. #quote
Life Motto, They R Nice, Remember This, Good Things, I M Nice, Be Kind, So True, When People Are Rude, Things To Do
a good thing to remember...I strive to remember this all the time.
Be kind to your enemies; it'll drive them crazy.
because its the Christian thing to do.
This is so true <3
Thinking bout getting some..
Ideas, Business Cards, Laugh, Hands, Cars, Parks, Funny Stuff, Prints, So Funny
I've been known to leave a nasty note on poorly parked cars. I'd love to have these printed and ready to hand out!
holy camolie that is some funny stuff! it would've looked a lot better than the scrap of paper i put on this butthead's truck the other day at walgreens when he bumped my car with his door, looked right at me and didn't say a thing...i said, "common courtesy, try it sometime". I WILL MAKE SOME OF THESE BAD DOGS. I PROMISE YOU THAT
Tee hee... It would be so funny to have some of these on hand... I would love to walk around a mall parking lot and put these on cars!
Hmm, an idea to have on hand so I can put it on cars who park to damn close to my car.
This made me laugh out loud. Could you imagine finding this one your car? I wouldn't even be mad because it's so hilarious. But then again, i wouldn't get one. I am excellent at parking :)
"you suck at parking" business cards, to keep in the car... Great idea. Just a friendly reminder!
Have a grateful heart.
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Start Each Day With a Grateful Heart LIVE INSPIRED LIVE WELL
Start each day with a grateful heart.- #Gratitude #quote
GRATEFUL NOVEMBER! I choose to be grateful! I started Sunday and now is today and I am choosing to be grateful everyday this month. Picture gratitude as a muscle- the more you use it, the stronger it grows. Look for the good and find it day by day! Have a great week....and post things you are grateful for. http://about.me/bholzbach
You're Never Too Old!
Dream Big, Remember This, Dreams Big, Cslewis, So True, Cs Lewis, Book Jackets, Inspiration Quotes, Setting Goals
So TRUE! You are never too old for anything, really! As long as you are alive, dream big and achieve big :)
Dream big, dream high~signed up to run my 1st marathon in May 2013 today. Still setting goals.
so true... always need to remember this
CS Lewis -- setting goals
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CSLewis is the best!
Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams!
Dreams Big, Motivation Quotes, Dreams Come True, Jackjohnson, Take Action, Favorite Quotes, Jack Johnson, Inspiration Quotes, Dreams Quotes
favorite quote of all time - jack johnson
Motivational Quotes & Sales Quotes from motivational speakers like Zig ziglar & Brian Tracy. Please Pin, Like and Share :) ... #zigZiglar #briantracy #motivationalquotes #salesquotes #closerornot
Inspirational #quote #JackJohnson
Take action and make them a reality. #jack johnson #dreams
Inspirational quote from Jack Johnson
DON´T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. #quote Jack Johnson
Make your dreams come true
Remember This, Beachbody, Scoreboard, Beach Body, Motivation Quotes, At The Beach, Health Motivation, Weights Loss, Fit Motivation
Would you rather be covered in sweat at the gym, or covered in clothes at the beach? ☀🌊🎯💪🔥😎 #summer #beach #body #tan #motivation #inspiration #workout #fitness #fitspo #fitfam #fun #amazing #beautiful #strong #bestoftheday #quoteoftheday #health #gym #eatclean #traindirty #training #goals #noregrets #noexcuses #danbury #CT #personaltrainer
Which would you rather? #fitness #health #motivation #weightloss
Must remember this!! Weight Loss!!
remember this. Lol #beachbody
Summer is coming up, get your beach body ready! #Fitness #Motivation
True story. One morning at the beginning of June I woke up stressed and anxious. All of a sudden calm washed over me when I was hit by a thought. I have a choice of worrying or doing everything I can to take care of the things I can control and let life (or God) take care of the rest. This has been the most productive time of my life, also the happiest.
Inspirational Quote - Don't Worry!
Words Of Wisdom, Daily Reminder, Remember This, Mornings Inspiration Quotes, So True, Life Mottos, Quotes Life, Worry Solving, True Stories
Words of Wisdom!!
So true! Must remember this!
worrying solves nothing... so true.
my life motto
need a daily reminder!
♥ So true....
One Day, Thoughts, God Will, Remember This, Inspiration, People God, Quotes, So True, Living
Love the people god gave you because he will need them back one day So true. Hope my girls remember this the next time I say...."WHAT???" or "HUH"? I can't hear you. ;)
Love the people God gave you because he will need them back one day - Inspirational Quotes
So true and so selfishly heartbreaking BC one day God will call us home...
so true. Don't take them for granted .. One day they are here the next day they are gone . Family is precious .. Cause we all know that the quality of life most defiantly exceeds the the quantity of time in which you live it ... 💕
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Snaps!...we had these & would throw them onto the ground to make them SNAP! We also used to have these Snaps with strings on both ends...called Burgular Alarms...& we would tape or tie them to the door frame & door in a doorway & when my brother would open the door, it would SNAP! & he would JUMP! ;)
Remember, 90S Kids, Childhood Memories, Fourth Of July, Childhoodmemories, 4Th Of July, Things, Summer Night, New Years
Loved these things- so every 4th of July I buy some for the little second cousins!!!
I remember our dad would always let @Katie Siepierski and I play with these every fourth of July.
These sure bring back childhood memories!
Still have them every New Year's Eve and 4th of July!
Sweet summer nights :-) torturing my little cousins with these. hehe
A Quick Guide to Southern Grammar
Funny Pictures, Down South, Southern Grammar, Texas, Southerngrammar, Southern Girls, Grammar Lessons, True Stories, Yall
#handy #reference #southerngrammar
Southern Grammar Lesson #South #Love #Yall
Southern grammar. Because once upon a time I was a southern girl.
A Quick Guide To Southern Grammar.. This is so for my fam way down south.. hahaha
Southern grammar. Legit, true story.
A Quick Guide To Southern Grammar.. learned this in texas.
Even the Funny Pictures are Bigger in Texas (16 Pics)
life lessons...love this
Words Of Wisdom, Word Of Wisdom, My Sons, My Boys, 37 Life Lessons, My Heart My Life, In My Kids Life, Mom, Good Advice
37 Life Lessons for my Sons -- what would you add? Good word of wisdom for my daughter too.
37 Life Lessons for my Sons 1. Don't let a day go by without doing something for someone else. It's as easy as holding the door for someone. It makes them happy and makes you happy too. 2. When you're in your twenties - you're still learning and growing. You'll understand in your 30's. 3. Invite the new kid to sit with you on the bus or eat with you at lunch. 4. Be creative! You grew up with a mom wielding a glue gun and a dad who constructed Lego creations and drew you pictures. 5. Be passionate about your job. You don't have to keep the same one the rest of your life, but like what you do. 6. We all have to do the grunt work sometimes. It doesn't matter how educated you are or how much money you have. 7. Be active in your own life. Don't let it pass you by. 8. Dumb actions early in life can alter your ability to get the job you'd like in the future. 9. Go on vacation with your family at least once a year. Families need to learn how to vacation with one another. 10. Always send thank you notes (that you've written). 11. Live without debt. Money problems ruin marriages, friendships, and jobs. 12. Treat the waitress with respect. 13. Do not settle for a spouse. Wait. God has just the right one for you and we've been praying for her. 14. Sex is great - just save it for the one you love! 15. Depression is hard to handle. If you struggle with it, learn how to deal with it and get help. 16. Having a relationship with God is important. One way to continue to grow and learn is by being active in your church. 17. Laugh! It's the best stress reliever. 18. Understanding The Five Love Languages is a simple way to have a healthy relationship with your spouse. 19. Be mindful of what you watch on TV or the internet. Too much of a bad thing is bad. 20. Everyone needs to have boundaries in their relationships. It's too easy to get pulled in every direction. 21. You don't need alcohol, drugs, or cigarettes to have a good time. 22. The best thing you can do for your children is to love your spouse. (from Gram) 23. No fish handshakes! Have a firm handshake, it shows your confidence. (from Grandad) 24. Work Hard, Play Hard. (advice given to your aunt when she graduated from high school) 25. Be careful about engaging in emotional relationships with women who are not your wife. 26. Give back to your community. While you're doing good for others, it really does the most for you! 27. Try to use your time wisely. Too much free time is not productive. 28. Life, love, and relationships are not like the movies. Neither is sex. 29. Lending someone money can ruin a perfectly good relationship and your bank account. 30. This will go against our "give it your best all the time" talk - give 90% at work and save 10% for home. Your family deserves some of your best too. 31. Wear Sunscreen. Trust me. 32. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. 33. Using good manners and being respectful can help you land your dream job. 34. You've been given some great gifts and talents. Find time to nurture them. 35. Mental health days are good for the soul. 36. Choose a spouse that is also your best friend. That will make you happiest in the end. 37. Call your mom
"37 Life Lessons for my SONS" I think I have mentioned almost all of these to my boy... <3
37 life lessons - mom to sons - good advice :o)
This is frightfully true!
Thoughts, Remember This, Inspiration, True Words, Children, So True, Wise Words, True Stories, Parents Quotes
Wise words for anyone who deals with children.
So true. Wish someone would have thought of this sooner!!
Parents please remember this. It's never too late to change for the better. It's unfortunate, but not every parent is a good one. Although I know many parents do genuinely love and take good care of their children, there are some who need reminders on how much responsibility they need to have. I'm not going to get into my childhood, but I know that sometimes parents need to be reminded of this.
#children #parenting #inspiration #quotes #love #life
So true. Mothers be careful what you say to and around your children. They listen to everything.
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So true! Words are more powerful than we realize.
Life Instructions, Word Of Wisdom, Life Lessons, So True, Live Life, 95 Years, Wise Words, Good Advice, New Years
A 95 year olds point of view of life lessons. They understand it :)
Life instructions from a 95-year old. Very good advice.
Life instructions from a 95 year old... Such a great way to look at and live life.
life's little instructions from a 95 year old :) wise words
Life's little instructions from a 95 year old Please take one minute to read each lesson... :) So true, great words of wisdom. Thank you!
life's little instructions from a 95 year old, what a good New Years resolution! LOVE this!
Thumbs up to that!
Thoughts, Special Occasion, Inspiration, Life, Champagne, Quotes, Funny, Things, Living
champagne isn't a good thing, but if it was chocolate, I'd be all over this
Ahhh, champagne, and a toast to love and living a life filled with passion.
I was in a very bad car accident when I was 19 years old. I am very fortunate to be alive today. I believe that life is too short to save champagne for special occasions - Drink the Champagne!
What a thought ;)
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Must make and post in bedroom as daily reminder. :) Never a bad thing to be reminded!
#love #Quotes #thoughts #inspirational #words #sweet
If i could remember this all of the time life would be so much easier.
words of wisdom to live by.<3
Just 10 easy things to live by.
Life, Love Inspiration... Great things to remember
Sarcasm, Laugh, Hilarious Quotes And Sayings, Funny Stuff, Humor, Random Thoughts, Favorite Quotes, Random Stuff, True Stories
Hilarious quotes and sayings
Image detail for -Sarcasm | My funny world
Words Of Wisdom, Life Quotes, Lifelessons, Inspiration, Life Lessons, So True, The Bridges, Burning Bridges, True Stories
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Burning Bridges Growing up, my dad always had words of wisdom he would throw into his lectures. I have talked about some of them on this blog already like the “comfort zone” lecture. The one about burning bridges was probably the second mo...See More
So true! Story of my life
So true!! Of course it always helps give you a clue if God would just leave the gas can on the other side of the bridge when you cross it! Then you would know that's definately a bridge to burn!!
oh so true!!!! #inspiration #words #wisdom #quotes #quotations
So true. -- Burning Bridges
Words Of Wisdom, Life Quotes, Theodore Roosevelt, Remember This, Life Mottos, Living, Inspiration Quotes, Wise Words, Good Advice
My life motto
words of wisdom from Teddy
making do #life #quotes
sounds like good advice from the T-Roo.
Theodore Roosevelt. Need to remember this at work!
Theodore Roosevelt. I Live by this!
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. Theodore Roosevelt. #action #inspiration #quotes
My dad used to quote that when I was growing up. Wise words to live by.
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