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Ugh, their atrocious grammar.There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

I propose a toast to the booze for making you all seem tolerable. so wanna use this at our Christmas party lol

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We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

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my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.

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To: Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan,Taylor Lautner and so on.

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