"I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off." Sign in Funny Things

This is an interesting idea!

Lock for fabric scissors. Too funny wish I thought of this when kids were young then my fabric scissors would not have been whatever scissors

This is for Jaime!

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger. So true!

LOVE her in #bridesmaids

When I walk into a nice place. "This is some classy shit in here"

Love the graphic and idea! My captions: "Love to stay, but really (mustache)" "Can't talk/chat/stop now; (mustache)" "So/Too busy/behind; (mustache)" "If/When you fall behind, you (mustache)"


Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

T-Rex arms!

I bought this t-shirt. My husband calls me t-rex because of my tiny arms.


Honey Badger don’t care….Honey Badger don’t give a SHIT!

Oh my!

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

how about now? you see me now?

"How 'bout now? Do you see me now?" View All - Funny Animal Pictures With Captions - Very Funny Cats - Cute Kitty Cat - Wild Animals - Dogs


Wayne’s World, Party Time, Excellent! I love wayne's world, and have a blond and brunett child! Why didn't I think of this! NEXT HALLOWEEN!

This is cute!

Yeah, I feel okay. Thanks for asking, but, you know, a funny thing happened at the vet's office.


This is hilarious! this is true. I love what the cat did! That is soo funny! Or was it just randomly deciding to stick it's paws in the crocs?

Who didn't do this? Lol

I always said"Luke, I am your father." I had a thing for Darth Vader