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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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