Probably laughing too much right now:)

How come daddy never helps?

Only your best friend understands that when you say ' I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

Funny Confession Ecard: Only your best friend understands that when you say ' I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist. SO TRUE

Funny!

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. Hehehe, it is why I try to shut up about it!

Exactly!

A man's day off is "his day off". A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework (ain't this the bloody truth :P)

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

seriously

I want to say this to people all the time. maybe not the get friends part, but just the stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I believe it is ok until you are you must stop!

My thoughts exactly

If you are going to act like a turd

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

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