Hahahahaha...love it

I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? Vroom vroom mother f*cker.

Friends! They make everything alright.

Picture of General Birthday Card - Friends Always

I don't usually post these things on Facebook. But seriously. Wish some people would read this and take a hint. ;)

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

I Run on Coffee & Cuss Words // Glitter-Dipped Coffee Mug // SomethingMoore1.e...

I Run on Coffee & Cuss Words, #GirlBoss, Glitter-Dipped Coffee Mug, Girl Boss

can't stop laughing

Based on how much my body cracks and pops when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm about Rice Krispies AND I made rice krispie treats today!

another term for the word "mathematic"

another term for the word memory loss lol

Omg. Some days the struggle is freakin real. Is my head spinning..

OCD, sometimes when you feel down about your mental illness, you just have to lighten your mood with a quote like this

But I do have a giant whiteboard and markers handy. Allow me to learn you a thing.

I have neither the time nor the crayons funny quote - PMSLweb

Exactly lol

wtf: You call it "nagging". I call it "listen to what I fucking said the first time.

I want this mug!  So cute!  (Coffee Mug Not My Circus Not My Monkeys by delightdesignsvinyl)

I want this mug. I say this to my clients all the time (Coffee Mug Not My Circus Not My Monkeys by delightdesignsvinyl)