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Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous. (that was totally worth the laugh I just had)

I love this!

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty" - Beautiful quote! Thinking of framing it for Father's Day.

50 Shades of Grey Costume. BAHAHAHAHA.

50 Shades of Grey Costume. I haven't read this book, but seems a very funny single guy pickup costume.

true story!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

The only time it's good to be last is when you've saved the best for last

It's even better to be both! "Being someone's first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

use empty milk cartons to fill up space in large pots.. so you dont have to use as much dirt, and it isnt as heavy!

The Bean Sprout Notes: save dirt (and your back)empty milk cartons fill up space in large pots. so you dont have to use as much dirt, and it isnt as heavy

Working men are so hot

My husband just told me after I read this to him that if you're as a suave as he is you don't need to do those things :P lol! Those are some of the best ways for a man to turn his wife on!

You would so do that

My dad actually did this to me when I went to work with him one time and didn't have a ponytail holder :/ Of course he had zip ties in his truck. Zip ties and duct tape fix everything!

Your choice. I won't influence you!

My shopping sprees consisted of ink pens and books. If I was really pissed off, I bought a new ink pen;

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