The only way I am eating healthy is if I write "Healthy" on top of this cake with frosting.
Or rather, one of the things that's wrong with the Canada & the United States. If we could get people interested in their own lives and their own future, learning who to vote for wouldn't be such an unthinkable chore.
#Alcoholism, left untreated, never has a successful ending.
Happy 29th Birthday!!! From your 110 pound friend.
I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget.
I'd be more excited about you being a year older if I was in your will.