I basically have 3 hair styles: straight, wavy and homeless ........ Okay, this made me laugh out loud for sure!
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness. | Friendship Ecard
True story for anyone who works at the Louisiana School for the Deaf!!! Life is so much better on the outside!!
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up....been that way for awhile since I can't have caffeine.
Bahahahahaha, nawwww, i still dance and sing even when someone is looking at a stoplight! Great time to serenade someone!
When my kids grow up, I'm going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I'm bored, & then just leave. - I will also leave every light on and every door open.
Spent Saturday night alone on pinterest. No regrets.
Some people wonder why certain women are so strong willed and confident, it's probably because an asshole made them that way. @Amanda Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Stundebeck
Funny Encouragement Ecard: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the whole world, oh wait, sorry...that's wine, wine does that.
When I feel depressed I like to take home pregnancy tests because, hey, no matter how bad things get, at least I'm not pregnant... | Confession Ecard | someecards.com