Well be Friends til were Old and Senile Then well be new friends wood sign. Favorite gift for friend. This handmade sign by Trimble Crafts

My new favorite quote!  Not My Circus Not My Monkeys. A Polish proverb that is another way of saying not my problem

Polish way of saying not my problem. ~ R Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Letterpress Polish Proverb Print. I myself have polish blood so I just might start saying this.


Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!


Free, Confession Ecard: Dear Children, I only take credit for the first 9 months. After that, you were exposed to your father.

bahaha yess

I am so crafty I sweat glitter - Craft Lover Bag - Custom Canvas Tote Bag Design - HandmadeandCraft on Etsy


One day, when I am a mother, I will replace "put away your laundry" with many things and put these all over the house. Also, maybe a few that say "love, your wife.


Funny Weekend Ecard: Sometimes it's best not to question me, just help me dump the body in the river.

28 Reasons You Wish Kitty Forman was Your Mom - this. is. hysterical.

28 Reasons You Wish Kitty Forman Was Your Mom

28 Reasons You Wish Kitty Forman was Your Mom -Hahaha. I don't wish kitty was my mom, I love my mom.I do love Kitty Forman.


Oh hot damn. Oh hot Reservoir This is my jelly! Oh hot damn Reservoir This is my jelly!

Yup that is it

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes


Funny pictures about Jail's Not Fun. Oh, and cool pics about Jail's Not Fun. Also, Jail's Not Fun photos.

All too often haha

Often the shoes/eyeliner bring the whole thing down from business attire to booty for hire.


Optimus is drunk

Transformers Optimus Prime had one too many. Playing with the big boys No horsepower, no race.

"You Are What You Eat, So Don't Be Fast, Cheap, Easy or Fake." #food #quote

"You are what you eat! So don't eat fast, cheap, easy or fake!" Quote about eating healthy

These should actually be rules of Facebook and if you break these rules you automatically get kicked off Facebook!

Additions: Daily countdowns to when you are going on vacation or having a baby.