What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?
I know I'm awesome, but come on, we all have to sleep sometime! :)
#sleep #insomnia #bed
Insomnia, please wait until the morning.
Me, mornings, since always. Night owl living on an early bird schedule.
We didn’t say anything because there was such an awful lot to say, and no language to say it in.
The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn't need an alarm clock.
52 million Americans could lose or have lost their old insurance plans thanks to Obamacare.