funny because it's true.

food budget before kids: buy ALL the food! food budget after kids: well maybe I can just buy of the food and exist on crackers

so true

Funny Flirting Ecard: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.


I want to enlarge this and hang it up at work! I want it take up an entire wall and I want it as my screen saver an email signature at work. Then maybe people will get a work lol.

Too true

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!


Dying, this could be said for so many girls these days. It's sad but it still made me laugh so hard.

Genius trick for when you forget somebody's name.

Genius trick for when you forget somebody's name. I'll have to remember this. I suck with names

10 Reasons to Get Psyched for the Holidays

"You musn't be afraid to sparkle a little brighter, darling." Here's some quote motivation for your beauty pageant goals!


If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansa then why can't I click my flip flops together and get to the beach? Oh, please let's try!

Hahaha, awesome.

Going to spank me, good luck, floor covered in legos, boy sitting on bed, meme