True

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

I am lucky to have two!

"Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him." Anyone who knows my husband and my sons knows that I married the right man.

This is my life :)

Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! I still enjoy my weekends even if part of them are filled with work.

this is terribly true

The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself. Works on Dads too. Works like a charm, i do it every day!

i seriously do this all the time.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

Yes!!

You never know how dirty a song's lyrics are until you hear a child sing them. Haha so true!

HAHA @Lilly Stenbroten

This applies to all of you. Sam, amber, amanda, jess and dalyce

I don't need an Elf on a Shelf to motivate my kid to behave this time of year. I've got a Belt on a Shelf, and it's motivation the whole year through.

I don't need an Elf on a Shelf to motivate my kid to behave this time of year. I've got a Belt on a Shelf, and it's motivation the whole year through. This is very true here however we still do the elf just because it's fun and I love CHRISTMAS MAGIC!

hahahaha!

Some 20 year old tried to pick me up on the train last night. When he asked for my name and number I said, 'Sure, it's Jenny. that would be so awesome!

Ha!

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

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