True...but once you hit adulthood you thinking differently
Being an only child means you don't have to celebrate another stupid, made up holiday. Happy Siblings Day? Seriously?
My parents knew they'd achieved perfection therefore I do not have to celebrate National Siblings Day!
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the she to my nanigans.
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Seriously , I'm not going anywhere
You there! Yes, you Camel. Fuck off with your hump day and fetch me my Friday!
Ladies and gentlemen may I have your undivided attention please. I'm happy to announce that shit just got real.
Haha too funny.
All the time
Not sure if this pin was directed at me, but I have NEVER called you from a blocked number ...GOD as my witness. If I wanted to call you, I'd use my REAL number. I have nothing to hide. On the other hand, if you'd like to talk, I will gladly talk to you...no hard feelings. That part of my life is in the past and I plan on keeping it there. Hopefully, you can do the same. Hope you and your family has a wonderful Thanksgiving (seriously...not being sarcastic)...<3
This is me to a t.
Yep, I have the golden ticket to Hell.
Trying to help actually does not - "It's rude to interrupt my anxiety attack with your positive thoughts."
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LOL!!! Too funny ... I had someone ask me that on a plane (from LAX to D.C.) I recognized her immediately ... and answered "I'm a Welfare Fraud Investigator." I don't think she said another word the entire flight. :) Actually, she brought her grandmother in for me to question and there was no fraud found. Thought I should clear that up. :)