"Imprint your dog's nose or paw print into a necklace"   I love animals. I do. But why not a paw print? This? This has so many... pores. You may not mind the snot and wet nose of your beloved canine giving you kisses in real life, but THIS? You'd have to keep it damp all the time so it would be healthy...

"Imprint your dog's nose or paw print into a necklace" I love animals. I do. But why not a paw print? This? This has so many... pores. You may not mind the snot and wet nose of your beloved canine giving you kisses in real life, but THIS? You'd have to keep it damp all the time so it would be healthy...

It's adorable. But then you look at the kitten's expression: UTTER TERROR. I think it would be best to remove the terrifying frog/alien hat. The kitty knows the truth; IT HAS POWERS.

It's adorable. But then you look at the kitten's expression: UTTER TERROR. I think it would be best to remove the terrifying frog/alien hat. The kitty knows the truth; IT HAS POWERS.

"Hahahahaha."  Wow. Not to pass sweeping judgement or anything, but if we are to interpret this cover, girls who read are JEALOUS BITCHES. (Pardon, I'm sure.)  Then again, which of those girls is the one who reads and which one is the skank?

"Hahahahaha." Wow. Not to pass sweeping judgement or anything, but if we are to interpret this cover, girls who read are JEALOUS BITCHES. (Pardon, I'm sure.) Then again, which of those girls is the one who reads and which one is the skank?

"Crocheted cat butt coasters. Yup."  I... I. Really? I love my kitten children. But I end up averting my eyes when they stand on my with their tookuses (sp?) in my face. I... Really?

Cat Butt Coasters

"Crocheted cat butt coasters. Yup." I... I. Really? I love my kitten children. But I end up averting my eyes when they stand on my with their tookuses (sp?) in my face. I... Really?

You put this thing in ANYONE'S bed and it would have a far scarier impact that a real, severed horse head.

That’s Good Parenting

You put this thing in ANYONE'S bed and it would have a far scarier impact that a real, severed horse head.

"A Baby Burrito"  Please. Don't dress your baby like FOOD. It makes the, "I could just EAT him/her up!" really creepy. CREEPY.

Community Post: 30 Best DIY Kids Halloween Costumes Your Mom Never Made For You

"A Baby Burrito" Please. Don't dress your baby like FOOD. It makes the, "I could just EAT him/her up!" really creepy. CREEPY.

"The 'lovely' Primwaddle Twins, Mort and Harvey, circa 1929. Their mother's (Discordia) husband left after seeing the homely pair. Embittered to men, left alone to raise boys, she insisted they were girls, and got away with it home-schooling them for 17 years; until Mort learned otherwise. The teenagers murdered her in her sleep, strangled in chiffon, here eyes gouged out and replaced with doll eyes."

"The 'lovely' Primwaddle Twins, Mort and Harvey, circa 1929. Their mother's (Discordia) husband left after seeing the homely pair. Embittered to men, left alone to raise boys, she insisted they were girls, and got away with it home-schooling them for 17 years; until Mort learned otherwise. The teenagers murdered her in her sleep, strangled in chiffon, here eyes gouged out and replaced with doll eyes."

Uh... I'm thinking this through... Okay. She kills the squirrel, it goes into rigor, THEN she stabs her husband with it. That's not weird at all.

Uh... I'm thinking this through... Okay. She kills the squirrel, it goes into rigor, THEN she stabs her husband with it. That's not weird at all.

Bumperstump Cabbagepatch: Ridiculous Benedict Cumberbatch Name Variations

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