Bread Gnome -- What can we say? This is an adorable bread gnome. You eat his hat, which would be rude if he were a real gnome, but he's actually just an imaginary gnome that's been printed on a bread bag. (Yes, there ARE real gnomes, get over it.
Free Verse: T. Eliot, "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" - Submitted by Amy T. from San Luis Obispo, CAFrom "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T. Eliot: I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.