You know how at truck stops dudes are always on their phone in the bathroom? This is totally something you should try on a guy when you go into a men's bathroom, or ladies go into a women's bathroom, in a truck stop.
Why you shouldn't microwave a cell phone. IT'S LIKE THE REBIRTH OF VOLDEMORT? It's like the cell phone is a demon. It finally escapes in the heat or leaves the phone. Maybe it thought it finally arrived in hell?