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If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

My life is just pretty friggin' hilarious all the time. I swear that some day I will make a sitcom, write a book, or a something else, cause the shit's funny!

People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job!

People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job!

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"I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs. One of my MAJOR pet peeves! Seriously people, put your shopping carts AWAY!

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