Haha so true! Keep trying lol

hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

True

eCard--When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eatig. So true

haha seriously.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

HA!

I’d socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want. Pretty much sums up how I feel most of the time. I only spend my time on the worthy now.

...I just like to remind them

for some reason i can't stop laughing and i don't know why ,because that isn't even that funny!<< it is funny. I do it all the time and the animal is like" da fudge is that thing looking at me"

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Can't drink coffee anymore and Mondays are hour days.

This has happened to me a few times....

People maybe think it's ridiculous that I wear makeup almost every day. And so I always wear makeup.

Laughing and snorting..

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

Story of my life Black, Black and More Black! Yesterday I wore Black. Today I am wearing Black. Tomorrow I will wear Black

Ron Swanson

When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them. - Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec

Exactly

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

I have four voicemails. You're better off sending snail mail than getting me to listen to a voicemail in a timely fashion.

I have four voicemails. You’re better off sending snail mail than getting me to listen to a voicemail in a timely fashion.

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