Tailgate Queso -- the recipe in this link is confused (photos and ingredients list for one dip with story and step-by-step directions for another), but here's what I'll do: 1lb spicy sausage (browned and drained), 1 lb Velveeta, 8 oz cream cheese, 2 cans Rotel, 1/2-1 jar jalapeños (roughly chopped) in crock pot.
Neiman Marcus Dip Neiman Marcus Dip Ingredients 5 - 6 green onions 8 oz. cheddar cheese, shredded 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 1 jar Hormel Real Bacon Bits 1 pkg. slivered almonds Instructions Chop the green onions. Shred the cheddar cheese. Mix the onions, cheese, mayo, bacon bits, and slivered almonds together. Chill for a couple hours. Serve with Ritz crackers or corn chips..