I'm sorry, friends...

Free, News Ecard: I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.


Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

How do you like your eggs? he asks how she likes her eggs but he's already fried them what a douchebag How do you like your eggs? roflmaolol he asks how she likes her eggs but he's already fried them what a douchebag


I literally blush and sheepishly smile when a character does something embarrassing. I feel their embarrassment. So that forces me to also close the book and blush. And blush. Till my red cheeks turn back to normal!

I seriously want someone to try hitting on me this way, so I can use that line lmao

funny text message did it hurt fall from heaven dug my way up from hell this is awkward


Oh too bad this bitch in this picture don't have an ass! Sorry the shirt should've said who needs big tits when I WANT a big ass more than big tits?

Need this ! Hahah

Clearly not intelligent or well-educated. First off, "a lot" is two words. Secondly, well-educated might want a hyphen.

this will be my kid

You don’t understand mom…

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I know I sure do love wine

Never grow up (29 photos)

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Cinderella can keep her glass slippers. This princess wears stilettos, has tattoos, swears like a truck driver, and can drink like a machine.well not so much stilettos

I laughed way too hard at this.

"I sneak under the fence so my mom makes me wear this." ~ Dog Shaming shame this makes me laugh!

Epic hahah

"knit fast die warm" skull shaped yarn ball tattoo -- this is adorable


i am not vulgar. I just have a mother-fucking colorful sense of humor, you uptight bitch.

Add a guitar and a tattoo or two.. and I'm golden.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Your inappropriateness has no boundaries. I like that shit.