Someone from Kennesaw, Georgia, US posted a whisper, which reads years ago I was at the grocery store and a random toddler walked up to me and called me "Dad". That same day I found the love of my life. I married his mom 2 yrs after"
*at a job interview* Interviewer: What would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Being so lazy that I do everything correctly the first time so that I don't have to do it again. I got the job<<--not such a bad weakness I'd say
If your ex calls you at 2AM saying he can't sleep, tell him to read Isaiah 48:22, "There is no rest for the wicked."
This older lady at work kept [staring] at me for like five minutes, finally she came over and said "You look like my future daughter in law" gave me a picture of her son with his number and walked away
Someone from Tallinn posted a whisper, which reads " My husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros. He said "i fucked your mom" and my son replied "i've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be" i can't even.