LOVE! haha

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

haha true

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since Pretty much sums it up well.

So true!

THIS IS SO ME! Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday since diets can't possibly start on any other day of the week.


No one is perfect and no one is perfectly honest, but those who make an effort to be honest despite if it makes others comfortable or not are the kind of people I love to have in my life.

Whatever it takes to get moving

You will NOT see me run or jog period. You will not make me run or jog i refuse and probably will throw something at you. The only time i run is if something is chasing after me.

haha loved this show

The Cosby Show is still funny. Great line from Bill Cosby. If I had rich parents, this definitely is the kind of thing my mother would have said to me.

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Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.


Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I’ve opened a store called 'Forever I sell Wine with anti-anxiety meds, yoga pants but no classes. You in?