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This is one of my dad's favorite quotes. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Say It With Sarcasm! – 38 Pics

Say It With Sarcasm! - 38 Pics

If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

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madness: tales of an emergency room nurse: after a 12 hour shift

madness: tales of an emergency room nurse: after a 12 hour shift

yep yep

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Happens all the time.

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Just don't, ok?! It's "I saw.." or "I have seen.." Makes me crazy.

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yup! this is true some days!

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We've all had those days. Every. Day.

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True story.

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I think for Halloween I shall go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

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Lmao this is exactly how I felt during my last interview! Except more like, if I knew I wouldn't get sued lol

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Wine... because adulting is hard.

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Lol so funny and if that was the case I'd be super skinny by now.

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Lol see it happens people. Try swimming over them, built in flotation devices that make their way up to your wind pipe to cut off oxygen just in time for you to come up for air

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. #funny #gag #lol @Heather Massey Anderson Geeks

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The number of times I think "shut the fuck up" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

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Funny Ecards.

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It's sad, but this just about sums me up.

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Life choices

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True. Story.

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