Things I have in common with a raccoon: Dark circles around eyes. A little chubby. I will fight you. Possibly rabid.
The nerve racking experience I'd texting someone you're into. Texting your crush is such a horrible experience! SO TRUE!
24 Jokes That Will Make Catholics Laugh Harder Than They Should
Can you really call yourself a pet owner if you've never thrown a quinceañera for your cat?