Hehehe

You know this is right, but then then some of the 50 year olds will want a store too. It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

This one is kid safe!

Glowing jar project – varázslat a lakásban (EN/HU)

Another fun way to make fairy lights: paint little dots inside a jar with glow-in-the-dark paint. These glow jar crafts for kids can be done in so many creative ways. Find the one that works for you!

HA!!

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila. ( Makes me laugh )

Best reason to have a sam's/costco/bj's membership

If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.

Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for…

Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, with chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz.

Help her learn to shoot like a confident secure girl and enjoy some time together.

Father Daughter time: Help her learn to shoot like a confident secure girl and enjoy some time together.

"Do not forget my NAME! No, seriously, what is my name? I'm the most incompetent OCD lawman ever." Shoulda hired Eponine to be his Bloodhound from day one...

"Do not forget my NAME! No, seriously, what is my name? I'm the most incompetent OCD lawman ever." Shoulda hired Eponine to be his Bloodhound from day one.<~ Eponine is bamf

Best bf ever.

Hahaha would love this. I would marry this man, if I wasn't already married. To a man who may potentially do the same thing.<<<Yup he's the one

Chuck Norris vs Hitler

Everyone loves a good Chuck Norris meme. -- Chuck Norris was born on May Nazi Germany surrendered on May Coincidence?

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Someones going to hell but it's hilarious! A ticket to Hell has never been funnier Jesus YMCA Funny

Facts of Life After Monday... Humorous Porcelain Mug

Each of these mugs is inches high and inches in diameter. Fine porcelain and lovely designs that coordinate with other items we offer. The text reads: Facts of Life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

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Robert Pattinson pictures and photos. Robert Pattinson portrays Edward Cullen from Twilight, New Moon movie, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.

chears

"Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together" Elizabeth Taylor. Just adopted this as my new life motto.

lmao this is what one kid responded when the teacher asked them to finish the phrases!!! i kinda want to have my friends to this and see what they come up with

A grade school teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder rofl, DYING

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