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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
Free, Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
Olive Oil, Beauty Health, Beauty Tips, Silky Legs, Diy Pedicures, Leg Scrub, Diy Beauty, Silky Summer Legs
Super Silky Summer Legs Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon. #summertime #summer #beauty #health #silk
I love DIY beauty remedies! Super Silky Summer Legs. Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors Mix everything together
Super Silky Summer Legs: It feels like that expensive pedicure at the salon. Ingredients: 1 1/4 C Sugar, 1/2 C Oil (any oil can be used, olive oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon), 2 Razors. Shave legs, scrub on mixture, rinse then shave again. Wash with soap, apply lotion. Can use for under arms, feet, hands as well. Read blog for more indepth suggestions.
Definitely gotta see if this works. Sounds kinda gross but I don't think I've ever had silky legs in my whole 25 years of living! LOL. Super Silky Summer Legs Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors
Super Silky Summer Legs - leg scrub: 1 1/4 cup sugar, 3 tbs Lemon juice, 1/2 cup olive oil *Scrub the Areas you wish to Shave
DIY super silky legs scrub - olive oil, sugar, and citrus juice
Super Silky Summer Legs - diy pedicure!
Date night jar
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Date night in a jar! Each popsicle stick has a color code that determines money spent, and whether at home or not. It would be a great gift for a bridal shower.
date night in a jar, for the nights you cant decide what to do. Date night jar made with color coded popsicle sticks. Red=$$$ and planning required Pink=minimal $ and spontaneous White=Stay at home date
Date Night in a Jar - you can also make all "at home" date night ideas for those with young kids who can't get out :) (fondue, take out, rent a movie, dessert night, etc)
Date night in a jar<3 Even married people should still date each other:) Date night jar made with color coded popsicle sticks. Red=$$$ and planning required Pink=minimal $ and spontaneous White=Stay at home date Cute ideas included!!!!!:)
Date night in a jar (Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar) I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers. Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part. Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates.
Date night in a jar (Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar) I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date Red: have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part. Dark pink: have “at home” dates Light Pink: have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.
DateNight in a jar!
Awesome date night idea The shit that makes relationships last. Date night in a jar (Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar) I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers. Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part. Bed and Breakfast Dinner at a fancy restaurant Hotel stay for the night Auburn home game and away game Concert and dinner (his choice) Concert and dinner (my choice) Weekend away Coupes Massage Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates: Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork) Fondue and Almost Famous Takeout and board games 1,000 piece puzzle and pizza Football game and nachos Popcorn and a chick-flick Crosswords and breakfast for dinner Make a dessert together Friday Night Lights marathon Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning. Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice) Laser tag and go carts Mexican night at Cocina Superior Drive-In date Dessert only date Window shopping for the house Bowling The Melting Pot Coffee Date I will do all of these some day You know, you could do something like this with LDRs too, I imagine!
Why didn't I know this before now?
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free redbox movie rentals: Universal, always-working Redbox promo codes: DVDONME BREAKROOM REDBOX Codes that work at Redbox kiosks at specific stores: DVDATWAG - Good at any kiosk at a Walgreens store. DVDATKROG - Good at any kiosk at a Kroger affiliated store (for Utah it's Smiths) DVDATSONI - Good at any kiosk at a Sonic Drive-In
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This is true....and I'm ok with it!
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need to remember this. (Something I'm just now learning ... the hard way by trying & breaking. So try to remember this truth before u break yourself ✌️❤️️™)
Exactly...remember this, remember this, remember this...no matter what anyone says!
Feels good to say this:)But sometimes it is so true.
Keep calm, can't do it all Keep Calm and #KeepCalm
Feels good to say this :)-Betsy remember this
A quote I should start living by.
# KEEP CALM QUOTES
50 Ways to Inspire Your Husband
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I already do those things so.... if we could get the ball rollen on 50 ways to inspire your wife that'd be great. K? Thanks. ;) Just kind of kidding. I love my husband and do all that I can to support him.
50 Ways to Inspire Your Husband... ideas to make your hubby feel valued, appreciated and cherished <3
Some good ideas.... Original pin: AWESOME ideas to make your hubby feel valued, appreciated and cherished!
"When you believe in him, he is secure. He can take the leaps of faith required to surmount fear. He can bear up under pressure, pioneer new territory" Very cute, but where the hell is 50 ways to encourage your wife? No where cause guys don't do this shit.
AWESOME ideas to make your hubby feel valued, appreciated and cherished!--- ok not ALL. But some are good ideas.
AWESOME ideas to make your hubby feel valued, appreciated and cherished! >> some good ideas here ... sift through to find out what works for you
AWESOME ideas to make your hubby feel valued, appreciated and cherished. A little too churchy for me, but some good ideas and related articles.
50 Ways to Inspire Your Husband - keeping this somewhere safe for married life :)
Shoes, pants, watch....love.
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Matt 6:33. I need this reminder daily.
Idea, Mothers, Girl, Quotes, Daughters, Photo, Mom, Kid
Rules for Mothers with Daughters. Tears filled up my eyes when reading this blog... Missing my own Mom and excited to have a baby girl! So many emotions !
25 Rules for Mothers of Daughters. I don't have any kids, but these are truly words to live by. This is my mom.
25 Rules for Mothers and Daughters. I love this - brought tears to my eyes because I am the mother of a beautiful little girl and made me miss my mom.
14 Lessons Every Mother Should Teach Her Daughter I know I'm not a mom yet, but these are good things to teach ALL young girls
10 Things I Want My Daughter To Know Before She Turns 10 black and white photo, nose kisses, mother daughter, love, true love
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Cute Short Hair Cuts for Women | short haircuts for women with curly hair – 2012 short hair styles ...
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Popular Short Bob Haircut for Women | Last Hair Styles 2012
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How-tos for this look: Spray on a volumizing product at the roots, then blow-dry the roots, using a round brush. Blow hair straight forward from the crown—don’t part it yet as you normally would—giving the roots lift and volume before sweeping the bangs to the side you prefer. Use a flat brush to blow the hair at the sides so it falls smoothly and sleekly. Colorist, Summer Parham for Cutle...
Short Hair...that's my style.
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Real Simple just published Six Sexy Short Hairstyles and I love this one. Not too short and it works on most everyone. Check it out online.
Wonder if this would look cute with my wavy hair? Love the cut, wish my hair was straight! Sexy, Short Hairstyles found on Polyvore
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6 sexy short cuts.
30 Day Mom Challenge These are great ideas for mothering that I could definitely use for keeping everything in perspective. I'm printing it out for my fridge.
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30 day mom challenge. I like the *idea* of this but some....like go the whole day without yelling at your kid? Really? If you're yelling at them daily then there are other problems, one that a "30 day challenge" won't fix.
Mom challenge - lets do this! Another goal for 2012 is be the best mom I can be and a mother my kids can be proud of!
30 Day Mom Challenge Daily To Do list of one thing each day to be a better mom
30 day mom Challenge - something to remember whenever I have kids.
30 Day Mom Challenge (Printable) - Neat ideas for everyday!
30 day mom challenge, great ideas and simple
30 day mom challenge (as kids grow up)
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The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes. I love to clean up messes!
Yeah right!! But so true The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes
Funny quote about being a mom! Omg so true lol. (sarcastic humor lol)
Funny quote about being a mom! But... I'm not really laughing!
Funny quotes about being a mom! Some are so true it hurts!
The Funny Moms and Kids Blog: Parenting Quotes :)
Funny quotes about being a mom! My life..
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My next haircut my hair will look like this...hopefully. Then I'll work on having that skinny stomach of hers too.