Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!
Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort; they can have at it.