Sadly, this is true!

makes me like people Ive never met and makes me dislike people I know in real life.


That moment when you try to scare someone and fail miserably…

How To Scare Your Wife By Ellen Degeneres. This is hilarious, lol I love her!

Happens all the time!

That awkward moment when you're singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid. AND you suddenly understand the lyrics. (Practically every song ever recorded by Prince!

Guilty. Hahaha.

Agreed. (18 photos)

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.


Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all.


I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. VERY selective.

I Want To Ki _ _ you, results may vary.

Results May Vary

Ha! Chris gives me this look all the time ;-)

I really appreciate that…

Funny pictures about I really appreciate that. Oh, and cool pics about I really appreciate that. Also, I really appreciate that.

I was seriously just saying this yesterday when my dad asked if I HAD to watch ouat right when it was on

Teenager Posts Of The Week!

This is so true! My father and I wanted to watch the season of The Walking Dead, but we hadn't finished the last 4 seasons. So we decided to watch all of them in 3 days, Then 1 episode a week, it felt like forever.

Love this show!

You’re Telling Me Those Were All Lies?

You're Telling Me Those Were All Lies? How I Met Your Mother. Ted and Marshall.