Soooo true!

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

Where I needed to be...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I've ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams (English author and satirist, most famous for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


Funny Confession Ecard: According to this BMI chart. At least I figured out the problem.

A full hour of fiends bloopers? Heck yes! Saving this for a bad day.

A full hour of Friends bloopers? Heck yes! Saving this for a bad day.just watched this entire thing, laughing so hard i cried hahah)


This may be handy this time of year. If you get in a fight with your partner just breathe in the helium out of a balloon and have an argument and the first one to laugh loses!



it says it all!!!!!!!!

One day you’re gonna want her, the girl that should have you, but doesn’t

I want a tattoo of this

The quote I will live my life by."Wherever you go, go with all your heart" - Confucius

refuse to sink!

anchor tats with "refuse to sink" make no sense to me, an anchor sinks.i think of anchors as being stable in rooted in my life.


I am every mistake I've ever made. I am every person I've ever hurt. I am every word I've ever said. I am made of flaws (stitched together with good intentions). But my flaws make me beautiful. They are who I am.

just LET IT GO

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. Forgive and forget!


Dora's questions were really hard today. i just love this kid! They were hard today buddy!

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me? New adventures ahead

This made me laugh soooo hard.

This is me in any body of water other than a tub or a swimming Yes, jacuzzi's too if I'm in it with other people. I simply don't go into any water that isn't perfectly clear and free of animal life without freaking out.

By your side

aspiration in life: drive with the windows down with my beautiful man on a desert road to california. work it.