Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. Even more ironic is that I dont do ironing

hahahah

Every meal you make…. Every meal you make, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you. So true.

This is how I react when I try to choose a cupcake. What?! Just ONE??

This dog who literally cannot handle all the cupcakes.

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time. These are pretty much all awesome, but the cupcake dog literally had me rolling! I freakin' love dogs!

People often call you a pessimist, and it irks you that they’re so very right. | 26 Problems Only Anxious People Will Understand

People often call you a pessimist, and it irks you that they're so very right.

This is me as a superhero- Anxiety Girl! Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound! these tights are too tight. I think I'm gonna die!

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

I laughed way to hard at this!! But this is totally something I would say XD

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

smart.

For my Ice cream lovers-Scotty & mac & tiff! Sesame Street Joke: When Bert asked Ernie "Would you like some ice cream?" what did he say? Ernie said "Sure, Bert!

When your boss asks to see you in their office, it’s obviously because they’re about to fire you. | 26 Problems Only Anxious People Will Understand

When your boss asks to see you in their office, it's obviously because they're about to fire you.

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I used to be a people person...but people ruined that for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I used to be a people-person. but people ruined that for me. As a waitress this is sooooo true.

Words cannot express how much I don't care

Its so true. Keep posting it makes me n my friends laugh cus it makes no sense. Its not called fake its called I don't like you anymore. End of story. you ain't getting more of my time. I got better shit to do.

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