19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand - the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit
I know it's not talking about this, but I mirror people's expressions when they talk without even realizing it. Makes me very self-conscious.
I can relate ... Walking on eggshells #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
It's Funny How Often An Argument Is Over, You Start Thinking About More Clever Shit You Could Have Said - Always!!!
It can wait... #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
I'm no psychiatrist but I'm fairly certain you suffer from an overestimated sense of self-importance.
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet
I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There is a difference.
Totally me and my husband!