A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....
SSSOOOO TRUE!! I'd rather read that they need attention that to read the fake bullshit quotes they use to get the attention from people they rarely even see ~ just sayin'....
Facebook Humor | I'm calling to remind you in real life that your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone.
17 Funny Halloween Cards To Send This Year
Dear Couples With Joint Facebook Accounts. We Are All Just Wondering Which One Of You Cheated And Lost Your Privacy Privileges
Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.
This one GOES OUT TO ALL THE PARENTS IN CHICAGO....who think that NO ONE ELSE HAS A RIGHT FOR THEMSELVES OR THEIR FAMILIES
So VERY TRUE!!! If people could only see you for what you really are!!!
This is how I feel about 70% of the posts on facebook. There's no need to brag about shit.
Bahaha so mean but also funny! I love selfies but not every single day y'all! Lol
The truth about fake friendships on Facebook.
There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind?’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about that’.
Might be true actually... People only see what they want you to see #fake #quotes #love