I hate when people tell me to calm down! Like no dude! I'm going to freak out instead!
Me...so very many days.
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Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday from the one who endures your farts and still loves you anyway.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other? We'd better perk up people will think we're nuts!
Funny Birthday Ecard: I say that you're never too old for a theme Birthday Party. This year, I want Magic Mike.
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