I often walk a fine line between 'super fun' mom and 'kinda- psychotic-maybe- we-should- call-the-authorities' mom.
Sometimes I get so bored at work that I actually think about doing some work.
My biggest grammar pet peeve as all my past students should know!! You must say "I have seen" or "I saw"...NOT "I seen" UGH!!!!!..and I know a few adults to speak this way! Double UGH!!!