Hehe. It reminds me of a sign that the owners of a coffee shop put in a bathroom. IT said please don't put foreign objects down the toilet. Someone wrote on it saying, "It's okay. I only flush American."
Presents on the hour....each hour on your birthday (our little family does this on New Years and each hour we open a box or bag that has a new activity for us to do counting down to the new year, last yr the last box contained a dvd of a slidehow of pictures of things we did throught the year, deff going to be tradition for us now we loved it!)